![]() ![]() ![]() Apart from this inexplicable quirk, horses can be used just like bicycles, and usually are. If you want to say anything to another Tourist (or vice versa), both of you will have to rein to a stop and stand staring out over a valley while you talk. But for some reason you cannot hold a conversation while riding them. For instance, they never shy and seldom whinny or demand sugar at inopportune moments. ![]() They never resist being mounted or blow out so that their girths slip, or do any of the other things that make horses so chancy in this world. Nor do they ever make life difficult for Tourists by biting or kicking their riders or one another. They never cast shoes, go lame or put their hooves down holes, except when the Management deems it necessary, as when the forces of the Dark Lord are only half an hour behind. Sometimes they do not require food or water. They are capable of galloping full-tilt all day without a rest. “Horses are of a breed unique to Fantasyland. ![]()
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